Ragnarttag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, charitable giraffe.

Ragnarttag created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ragnarttag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ragnarttag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ragnarttag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ragnarttag's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your neck with cyan.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Always store strawberries above ground.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.