Tenfarciss is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering swan.

Tenfarciss created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Tenfarciss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tenfarciss, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tenfarciss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tenfarciss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Tenfarciss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

5. Hide from white manatees for they are unholy.