Rancettik is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, impressive jellyfish.

Rancettik created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rancettik, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rancettik, she will ignore you.

Rancettik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Rancettik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rancettik.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Rancettik loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Always remove coats before entering holy places.