Gudpighenbag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident skunk.

Gudpighenbag created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudpighenbag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gudpighenbag, she will turn you into a rock.

Gudpighenbag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gudpighenbag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudpighenbag.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Run away from violet manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Do not travel during spring.