Taglenmif is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciful grasshopper.

Taglenmif created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Taglenmif, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Taglenmif, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Taglenmif's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Taglenmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare garlic during spring.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Never touch water while unclean.