Stafweghun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, loving hippopotamus.

Stafweghun created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafweghun, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stafweghun, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Stafweghun's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Stafweghun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look after injured frogs.