Bastmathad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud jaguar.

Bastmathad created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastmathad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bastmathad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bastmathad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bastmathad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise boots on sacred days.

2. Never wear red shoes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never touch oil while unclean.

5. Never gather nine geese near doors.