Gongofbid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, generous camel.

Gongofbid created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gongofbid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gongofbid, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gongofbid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gongofbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gongofbid.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gongofbid.

4. Feed all hungry squirrels.

5. Never talk about optics near turtles while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing eight silicon spheres on your hands.