Gemnabflat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, loving frog.

Gemnabflat created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemnabflat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gemnabflat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gemnabflat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gemnabflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix figs with blood.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing boots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never gather four swans near towers.