Kembaptig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciful rat.

Kembaptig created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Kembaptig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kembaptig, it will not care at all.

Kembaptig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kembaptig's Holy Commandments

1. Kembaptig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide from magenta cats for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

5. Do not listen to music.