Godjamwig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring toad.

Godjamwig created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godjamwig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Godjamwig, he will turn you into a duck.

Godjamwig's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Godjamwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Always obey Godjamwig's priests.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.