Weeflamneg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking hummingbird.

Weeflamneg created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Weeflamneg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Weeflamneg, she will turn you into a duck.

Weeflamneg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Weeflamneg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never allow dolphins to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never leap in the presence of elders.

5. Never wear brown shirts on sacred days.