Hadfarnbess is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, strong dragon.

Hadfarnbess created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hadfarnbess, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hadfarnbess, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hadfarnbess' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hadfarnbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wash your chest before prayer.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Do not take Hadfarnbess' name in vain.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.