Dadtadhud is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident raccoon.

Dadtadhud created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dadtadhud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dadtadhud, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dadtadhud's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dadtadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never paint your feet gray.

3. Never eat figs on fasting days.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.