Quatbastvid is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, capable cobra.

Quatbastvid created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatbastvid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quatbastvid, he will throw large rocks at you.

Quatbastvid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Quatbastvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Quatbastvid.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never pour water over plants.