Cundubrow Basstagbad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, boastful butterfly.

Cundubrow Basstagbad created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cundubrow Basstagbad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cundubrow Basstagbad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cundubrow Basstagbad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cundubrow Basstagbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during holy days.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Always store turnips above ground.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.