Hatbondit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest eagle.

Hatbondit created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatbondit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hatbondit, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hatbondit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hatbondit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hatbondit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not keep six dogs in a large pit.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always take life seriously.