Dintitflag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic swan.

Dintitflag created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dintitflag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dintitflag, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dintitflag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dintitflag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Do not gather at towers at midday.