Veendubbass is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional mink.

Veendubbass created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veendubbass, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veendubbass, he will laugh at you.

Veendubbass' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Veendubbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. You must pray to Veendubbass seven times a day.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.