Sanbadhab is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, staggering
snake.
Sanbadhab created Europe seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sanbadhab, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Sanbadhab, it will turn you into a plant.
Sanbadhab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Sanbadhab's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not dye your hair cyan.