Mannurtkoptik is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy hare.

Mannurtkoptik created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mannurtkoptik, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mannurtkoptik, he will cry a lot.

Mannurtkoptik's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mannurtkoptik's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.