Pondublarn is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive grasshopper.

Pondublarn created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pondublarn, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pondublarn, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pondublarn's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pondublarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.