Kadgodsak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate eagle.

Kadgodsak created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kadgodsak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kadgodsak, he will be very sad.

Kadgodsak's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kadgodsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five ducks near doors.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.