Fetdimab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent lobster.

Fetdimab created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetdimab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fetdimab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fetdimab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fetdimab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Never touch water while clean.

5. Do not travel during summer.