Dossrencitrow is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent finch.

Dossrencitrow created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossrencitrow, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dossrencitrow, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dossrencitrow's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dossrencitrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Never chant while facing south.

4. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.