Mumpibtarg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omniscient dragonfly.

Mumpibtarg created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumpibtarg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mumpibtarg, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Mumpibtarg's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Mumpibtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your chest before prayer.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always share bananas with strangers, but never with otters.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.