Logspagvab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, grumpy hare.

Logspagvab created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Logspagvab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Logspagvab, she will manifest in front of you.

Logspagvab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Logspagvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Put Logspagvab first in all things.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Do not resist chaos.