Legdonjig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate goose.

Legdonjig created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legdonjig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Legdonjig, he will be very unhappy.

Legdonjig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Legdonjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix wheat with blood.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always remove boots before touching copper.

5. You must pray to Legdonjig three times a day.