Dunrawgat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent cat.

Dunrawgat created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunrawgat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dunrawgat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dunrawgat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dunrawgat's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Retreat if three moths approach from the west.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Always remove boots before entering holy places.