Pakdadjat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, competent bee.

Pakdadjat created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Pakdadjat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pakdadjat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pakdadjat's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Pakdadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before touching platinum.

2. Never mark doors with turquoise.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.