Citwodragdim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring hyena.

Citwodragdim created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citwodragdim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Citwodragdim, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Citwodragdim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Citwodragdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while tainted.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Do not skip at mountains.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.