Lagciddobhabmab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured alligator.

Lagciddobhabmab created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lagciddobhabmab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagciddobhabmab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Lagciddobhabmab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lagciddobhabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.