Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, grumpy mongoose.

Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Worship no other gods but Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Pray towards the west.