Fotgatbat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish dingo.

Fotgatbat created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotgatbat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fotgatbat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fotgatbat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fotgatbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

2. Always obey Fotgatbat's priests.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.