Venyattlik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured butterfly.

Venyattlik created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venyattlik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Venyattlik, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Venyattlik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Venyattlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Venyattlik on top of important buildings.