Tamcatfar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy salamander.

Tamcatfar created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Tamcatfar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tamcatfar, she will turn you into a mole.

Tamcatfar's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tamcatfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never sprint in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Never mark doors with gray.