Mipdisstetti is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet gnu.

Mipdisstetti created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipdisstetti, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mipdisstetti, it will be very sad.

Mipdisstetti's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mipdisstetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your chest before prayer.

2. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.

3. Mipdisstetti loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.