Bugpinrap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered whale.

Bugpinrap created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Bugpinrap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bugpinrap, it will not care at all.

Bugpinrap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bugpinrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never feed lots of strawberries to cats while wearing gray hats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide from fawn whales for they are unholy.