Fomrowgep is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, staggering lizard.

Fomrowgep created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomrowgep, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fomrowgep, it will remove you from existence.

Fomrowgep's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fomrowgep's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never paint your back indigo.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.