Narcub is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, passionate walrus.

Narcub created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narcub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Narcub, she will cry a lot.

Narcub's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Narcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never speak at midnight.