Yokvennut Nibvogbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish tortoise.

Yokvennut Nibvogbut created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokvennut Nibvogbut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yokvennut Nibvogbut, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Yokvennut Nibvogbut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yokvennut Nibvogbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at midnight.

2. Erect six lead sculptures of Yokvennut Nibvogbut on top of important buildings.

3. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Do not record numbers concerning stars.