Pitdamstig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, compassionate gerbil.

Pitdamstig created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitdamstig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pitdamstig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Pitdamstig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pitdamstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Never mix beans with blood.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear violet ear rings.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.