Teenvidstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humane pigeon.

Teenvidstrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenvidstrag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Teenvidstrag, it will ignore you.

Teenvidstrag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Teenvidstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.