Kimjiggud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty pig.

Kimjiggud created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimjiggud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimjiggud, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Kimjiggud's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kimjiggud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Hide if seven sheep approach from the north.

3. Never feed turnips to porpoises while wearing indigo shorts.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look at nebulae.