Rakdunmot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless wyvern.

Rakdunmot created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakdunmot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rakdunmot, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Rakdunmot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rakdunmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your hands with blue markings.

2. Never allow badgers to witness sacred rites.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not prepare spinach while filled with fear.