Larglak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain horse.

Larglak created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larglak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larglak, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Larglak's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Larglak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Larglak's name in vain.

2. Larglak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not speak about onions.