Renflatbast is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome wolf.

Renflatbast created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Renflatbast, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Renflatbast, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Renflatbast's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Renflatbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Renflatbast loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Never feed lots of gooseberries to geese while wearing blue shorts.

4. Always wash your head before prayer.

5. Never eat bark.