Govfagpit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish centipede.

Govfagpit created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Govfagpit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Govfagpit, it will be very unhappy.

Govfagpit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Govfagpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.