Bemmigfig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able elephant.

Bemmigfig created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bemmigfig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bemmigfig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bemmigfig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bemmigfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never mark doors with purple.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your face.