Tettihudfed is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty centipede.

Tettihudfed created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettihudfed, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tettihudfed, he will not care at all.

Tettihudfed's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tettihudfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never stain your neck with cyan.

3. Worship no other gods but Tettihudfed.

4. Never travel toward the north during winter.

5. Never write about dark energy.