Tinbudrip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective wyvern.

Tinbudrip created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinbudrip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tinbudrip, he will turn you into a mouse.

Tinbudrip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tinbudrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never paint your chest green.

3. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Never mark doors with fawn.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.